All Aboard The Hot Mess Express Y'all

The South has seen its share of Disney Princesses turned Pop Star crazy pants... most notably Demi Lovato and Britney Spears. Luckily, these two divas have risen out of the ashes and are doing fabulously. I highly suggest checking out some of their new music!

But these two getting back on track has left a void- a void two more former Disney Princesses are happily working to fill.

While Selena Gomez seems to be working hard to shed her good girl image (case in point, Spring Breakers and her newest video for "Birthday") it seems more like a natural progression into being a 21-year-old than trying to be a rebel. She should really accept her #NiceGirl image. We like it, we're used to it.

And while Selena may be a passenger on the #HotMessExpress, the undisputed conductor is definitely Miley Cyrus. Congratulations, I guess...

This rebellion is almost understandable when you consider the fact that she has the double whammy of being a child star and the daughter of a celebrity. Understandable but also confusing. Has any celebrity ever embraced their downward spiral like Miley?!

Nope.

From trying to steal the Spice Girls' Closing Ceremony thunder by tweeting about her dramatic makeover...



Like, can we take a moment of silence for Miley's long hair that we all were jealous of??

Since the infamous hair cut, she has taken to twerkin' and talking about how she prefers marijuana to alcohol... definitely a great thing to talk to the media about since she's 20-years-old.

But the pièce de résistance has got to be the newly released director's cut for her We Can't Stop video.

Don't worry, the dancing with the massive teddy bears is still there, along with a piñata full of hot dogs...

Like Britney and Demi, we are not impressed...

 

Not only did you give the world the notion that everyone from the South sounds like a chipmunk with emphysema but then you add this video?! I guess you can take the girl out of the South but you'll never get the redneck out of the girl.

Bless her heart y'all... We can't wait to see what other Hot Mess Express music she has hidden up her sleeve when her new album comes out later this fall.

But no matter how many pop princesses may come out of the South, we can take solace knowing that we gave the world Queen B. You're welcome world, you're welcome.

 

 

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