#HotMessExpress- MTV Video Music Awards Edition

There is literally no way that you haven't seen images of Miley Cyrus from last night's Video Music Awards. The Internet literally exploded when she took to the stage to out-weird Lady Gaga, a feat we had always thought impossible. All it took were some really creepy/frightening dancing bears...

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But let's back up. Can we talk about her red carpet outfit choice?

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I just do not understand this at all. It genuinely looks like she found her Bedazzler under her bed and grabbed the first pair of leggings she could find and went wild. Selena showed up in Versace and Miley chose to look like Angelica Pickle's doll, Cynthia... bless her heart, y'all. 

And while Miley was ruining the song of the summer, Blurred Lines, the audience was reacting and BOY did it reflect our thoughts exactly. For example:

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Ranging from subtle contempt to clear discomfort, this group gets better...

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Poor baby Niall was clearly traumatized. But the hands down BEST reaction was from Will Smith and his kids. I still die every single time I look at this picture because it is just that accurate. 

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Like, same Willow, s a m e... And while I don't really care for Taylor Swift at all, her and Selena Gomez were absolutely priceless watching the #HotMessExpress leave the station.

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And like I said last night- 

Somewhere, Billy Ray Cyrus is crying... #VMAs #VMAreact
— The Rules (@RulesForBelles) August 26, 2013

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No sign of Miley losing her title as the Conductor of the #HotMessExpress anytime soon y'all...