Hopefully after my last articles (On Lilly Pulitzer, On What Not To Wear) we sufficiently addressed the notion that things/stuff/possessions do not equal quality personality traits. Keeping this in mind, I feel it's fair to tell you that no one cares what your name is. I would apologize for my bluntness but who are we kidding here? Someone needed to say it and apparently I have no fear... or a death wish of some sort.
I'll wait while you undoubtedly reach for your monogrammed tissue holder that you keep inside of your monogrammed purse. You know, that cute purse that you got to match your monogrammed sweatshirt, Hunter boots, jewelry, school tote bag, bed spread, car decal...
Southern prep accounts be like "Monogram EVERYTHING" pic.twitter.com/YmhstsYkRT
— City Betch (@rackcitybetch) April 25, 2014
I'll wait while you undoubtedly reach for your monogrammed tissue holder that you keep inside of your monogrammed purse. You know, that cute purse that you got to match your monogrammed sweatshirt, Hunter boots, jewelry, school tote bag, bed spread, car decal...
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Doesn't sound quit so ridiculous until you start rattling off every single item you have that is plastered with your name. I love you girls, I really do, but y'all are worse than the bro who got his own name tattooed on his back. We all know that guy and we all hate him. At least his precious monogram is covered most of the time by his Affliction t-shirt.
Monograms are classic in both their functionality and aesthetics. I have numerous personal items, both apparel and hard goods, that are monogrammed for me or have been passed down through the family, but you can always have too much of a good thing.
Many of you use monograms more than a Wall Street power broker had cocaine in the 80's. Let that soak in for a moment.
Now, do you think you have a problem?
If you think nothing's wrong or that you "totally have it under control" I can assure you that you are wrong. Furthermore, to whomever is sitting in their monogrammed nike running shorts and matching neon tank top saying that their Momma always said, "If it moves, monogram it" -you're a liar and no one believes you (chances are you never had anything monogrammed before sorority recruitment).
Love your name. Love your monogram. Just calm it down with the self-branding that's enough to makes Nike jealous.
Monograms are classic in both their functionality and aesthetics. I have numerous personal items, both apparel and hard goods, that are monogrammed for me or have been passed down through the family, but you can always have too much of a good thing.
Many of you use monograms more than a Wall Street power broker had cocaine in the 80's. Let that soak in for a moment.
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If you think nothing's wrong or that you "totally have it under control" I can assure you that you are wrong. Furthermore, to whomever is sitting in their monogrammed nike running shorts and matching neon tank top saying that their Momma always said, "If it moves, monogram it" -you're a liar and no one believes you (chances are you never had anything monogrammed before sorority recruitment).
Love your name. Love your monogram. Just calm it down with the self-branding that's enough to makes Nike jealous.
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