apathetic girliness.: Carolina Cup- It's a marathon, not a sprint.

http://carolina-cup.org/

It's that time of year ladies. Time to break out your sunhats and sundresses. Carolina Cup is upon us. Since all you Modern Magnolias probably have dresses on dresses on dresses that are beyond perfect for this occasion, we won't even get into all that. We just want to give a little pre-Carolina Cup pep talk for y'all belles heading to Camden on Saturday

So here it is, short and sweet- Don't be THAT girl.

http://universityprimetime.com/school/ttu/article/38-reasons-every-guy-should-date-a-sorority-girl

You know her. She's the one who starts drinking and loses her phone, shoes, purse and dignity within ten minutes of getting to College Park. She's not just a little drunk, she's a mess. We want y'all to have as much fun as possible, but Modern Magnolias know how to do just that without making a fool of themselves.

Because a lot of you are probably getting to Cup by way of fraternity bros, you're going to be in party mode as soon as you get to the bus.

http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/77384504162/me-after-this-week#notes

But y'all, it'll be like 6:00 am. PACE YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY. Don't get on the bus and take 13 shots before you leave the parking lot. Chances are you've got to ride at least two hours (maybe more) to get to Camden. Ever sat for two hours while drinking and then stood up? You don't want to be stumbling off of the bus.

http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/52071396948/monday#notes

Suggestion: Eat breakfast and Bring some snacks. You're going to be day drinking right through lunch time and that is no easy task on an empty stomach. Oh, and bring/drink tons of water. Really though, stay hydrated y'all. Believe it or not, you don't have to black out to have a good time.

Since a large majority of y'all are probably under the age of 21, here's a heads up: THERE WILL BE UNDERCOVER COPS AT CUP. Disclaimer: This is not me condoning underage drinking, nor is it me telling you not to drink. I'm assuming that most of you are in college, so you are fully capable of making your own, adult decisions. With that being said, BE SMART. If you are underage and choose to drink at Carolina Cup, I would suggest maybe not funneling a beer, while standing on the back of a tailgate so that everyone can see you, ya know? You're probably not going to want to draw attention to yourself in that way (really regardless of your age).

http://storify.com/ShawnTeflon/carolina-cup

And if you DO get questioned by the police, I beg of you, don't run from them. True life: I have seen a guy get tackled by a cop at Cup. Please don't get tackled by a cop at Cup. They'll handcuff you and make you ride on the police golf cart and then take you away to I don't know where. NOT FUN.

With all of that being said, if you see one of your friends getting on the verge of being "that girl," hand her a bottle of water and some crackers and tell her to pump the brakes.